Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Hi

Uh Elaine? I know you said not to touch the blog but the man with the sword says he'll hurt me if I don't.
His sword is big and sharp and scary and I think he's crazy he's still talking about all that wierd stuff like he was when he came with the pizza. And we're somewhere different and it's dark and he tied me to the chair. I just woke up here, I don't know what happened.
He says three weeks. Um three weeks to find us or else he's gonna oh. I have to type it? That's mean. Or else hes gonna um kill me. Please don't kill me sword man, mama Elaine will find us.
I'm scared. Please help me it's dark and grey and creepy and the rope hurts.

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  1. Son of a bitch... It's times like this I really regret not being even remotely able to help any of you.

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  2. Who the hall did you leave her with for your petty crusade with Steele? I need to know so I can beat them to death with their new 'worst babysitter ever' trophy.

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  3. There are several levels of scumbag. Proxies can torture, rape and kill and not descend to the levels that Angmar has today.

    Seriously, fuck him. I would happily kill him myself if I got a hold of him.

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    1. That is something I can agree with.
      Make him suffer, Elaine.
      You are certainly capable enough.

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  4. Curiosity... since I assume you're at least skimming this waiting for Elaine to reply. Got any clues as to what happened to your TEAM, Angy dear? Concerned parties would like to know.

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  5. Seems like a few people spoke a little too fucking soon.

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  6. Look I can't swing my bokken right now, but if you need a gun and a steady aim behind it to get her back, let me know, I could probably get the time off to hop a flight out there.

    Just drop me a note on my blog if your up for it.

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  7. This knight wannabe is starting to act quite freaky, I mean, in another way than usual..

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  8. If you hurt the child, I will end you.

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  9. Suspiciously good grammar for a six-year-old, even if she is allegedly a genius.

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    1. She reads a lot. Her grammar is pretty damn good.

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    2. It's aided by the fact that Angmar was also telling her what to say. -__-

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  10. How did she know the password to your blog? For that matter you realize that this means Angmar now has access to your account and e-mail. This means he gets all the information he wants from any e-mails or drafted posts, as well as attempt to impersonate you to a degree. I think it's time to change that password.

    That last sentence would apply to either one of you were it not for the child. But under the circumstances I hope you see this first, Elaine.

    See you around
    -Free

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    1. Changed it. Considering making an account for Em to get in touch if she wants to.

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    2. That would be a really good idea.

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