Being a Tale of Danger and Fear Involving the Evasion of a Very Slender Man
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Sword guy wants me to tell you that he thinks it's funny that you fell into his trap. And that you only have two weeks. And a lot of other mean things that I think are just for me
Please find me, it's scary here and I keep going all funny and it's scary without you. I got one yesterday where I thought I was being run over by a bunch of horses. And my chest really hurt! I think I passed out again I dunno.
Angmar you slaphappy son of a bitch! It's been a long time. I just wanted to take a moment out of my busy day to think about hobbits, the lolly-pop guild, and your traditional Lord of the Rings based strategy.
As the traditional Tolkien-White Guy of these proceedings, I'd like to remind you that while you were off in la-la land taking a level in badass and pretending that you knew what you were doing, people have died and the world has changed.
Elaine is not a wonderful person. You ARE about to die. And you will die slowly at her hands in ways that she has developed over many years of practice. The only way you're going to survive this is if she was graced by the Maiar when no one was looking.
However, there IS a way out. Give up the kid and go home. It's a far less painful outcome.
I have to agree with the troll here. It kind of ruins the whole grand dramatic fucking ultimatum if you screw up the the ending. Ending on the wrong foot, so to speak.
Hang in there Emily. Try to think of all the things you like and what's good instead of thinking about being scared.
ReplyDeleteAngmar you slaphappy son of a bitch! It's been a long time. I just wanted to take a moment out of my busy day to think about hobbits, the lolly-pop guild, and your traditional Lord of the Rings based strategy.
ReplyDeleteAs the traditional Tolkien-White Guy of these proceedings, I'd like to remind you that while you were off in la-la land taking a level in badass and pretending that you knew what you were doing, people have died and the world has changed.
Elaine is not a wonderful person. You ARE about to die. And you will die slowly at her hands in ways that she has developed over many years of practice. The only way you're going to survive this is if she was graced by the Maiar when no one was looking.
However, there IS a way out. Give up the kid and go home. It's a far less painful outcome.
Tick-Tock Angmar. You're time's almost up.
He is time is almost up?
DeleteDamn it Ben, it was one teensy-tiny little typo. Did it REALLY need commenting?
DeleteI have to agree with the troll here. It kind of ruins the whole grand dramatic fucking ultimatum if you screw up the the ending. Ending on the wrong foot, so to speak.
DeleteHold on tight, little sis. You're gonna be A-OK.
ReplyDeleteA whole bunch of people are going to die because of one moron's mistake. Ugh. Emily, I hope everything's okay.
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