Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Fucker Means Business

This past weekend I met up with Ember. We've been emailing constantly since. Well, for a while now. And in light of recent events, Salome told Ember to get out and relax. So we decided to meet.

The first day he was here I made sure Emily and Elliott were safe and far away from us, just in case, but it turned out to be entirely unnecessary. Ember is just as sweet in person as on the internet, and we had a lot of fun the first few days.

Today, however, I got another note with breakfast.
It was a picture of Emily and Elliott, asleep in their room, which was right next to and connected to ours. The caption on it read 'You're getting sloppy. If I wanted them dead, they would be.'

Ember got a call from Salome not long after. The three of us, meanwhile, are on the move again, and we'll be sleeping in shifts from this point onward.

38 comments:

  1. I am sorry for
    putting you all
    at risk with my
    presence.

    I assure you,
    It was unintentional.
    Keep them safe Elaine.

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    1. I told you already, it wasn't your fault.

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    2. It still does not
      stop me feeling
      guilty about it.

      We were all too
      relaxed, I was
      safe but you were
      still in danger.

      You still are.

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  2. You mean to tell me you weren't already sleeping in shifts? Ah... I suppose I am not surprised. Mild-Retardation and all. Here is a thought that probably has not occurred to you: Those things that you shut to keep people out of your rooms, you know, called Doors. Heard of them? Well they tend to have these things called LOCKS, which can be used to keep people OUT until the door is UNLOCKED. I advise getting whoever is helping you read this comment to teach you how to work Locks. Might just come in handy one day.

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    1. Yeah, some of us have come to learn that a locked door doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

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    2. Says the fellow capitalizing words at random such as:

      -Doors
      -LOCKS
      -OUT
      -UNLOCKED
      -Locks (again)

      <3

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    3. @Rags: True enough, although she might benefit from trying. Lord knows she probably has not thought of it yet.
      @Anonymous: WhAt iS your point, my dear Sneaking sarcastic commenter. I enjoy random capitalization. WHO are you to mock my LovE of randomness?

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    4. My point, friend, is that perhaps those living in glass houses should not throw stones. If you are going to insult dear Ms. Logan's mental status as being inferior, perhaps you should check your own at the door.

      "Mild-Retardation" and all, you know.

      <3

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    5. Darling, don't we all live in glass houses? And whyever are you wasting time taunting the idiots?

      Especially idiots who don't know how easily hotel locks can be... picked.

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    6. Don't speak out of turn, little one. I am allowed my fun with whomever I like.

      And Ms. Logan has so many enemies these days...I think having an ally is something she most appreciates.

      <3

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    7. Oh Good Lord. You people really are over thinking this aren't you. Yes the locks are worthless because some of us can simply kick the goddamn DOOR down, lock or no. Or we shoot the lock. Or pick it, as Lord-Captain Obvious above so helpfully revealed. The point of the comment, was to INSULT the idiotic whore who writes this blog. Is that so hard for you people to get? Christ. Had I have known that a simple INSULT would bring out idiots of highest caliber to point out the PAINFULLY obvious, I might have gone back to pointing out her numerous failures as a friend, lover, and human being in general.
      Also, I don't think I need to prove Ms Logan's idiocy, as I am sure even you two could outwit her if the need should arise. I am far and above her in intellect, and more than likely you two gnats.

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    8. If you're going to insult someone, have the decency to think your insult through, Worm. If it was oh-so-obvious that anyone of you nasty little ingrates(you know, those of you calling yourself 'Proxies' and the like) could bypass a simple door, then don't you think your insult is a little moot?

      Try harder next time, moron.

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    9. I dislike the term proxy... and for that matter Captain Obvious. There's no need for name-calling. And I think mayhaps we all just need to, how to say, take a chill pill?

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    10. A simple insult. For a simpleTON. Why should I put any effort into insulting someone like Ms. Logan? Really.
      I will give you some credit. This is the first time anyone has ever called me a Worm. Pray tell, anon, who are you? I very much desire to add a new body to the pile, and you are REALLY asking for it. Perhaps for the sake of irony, I will use of one of Morningstar's little murder methods to deal with you, his beloved friend's steadfast supporter.

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    11. ...Remember when smart people used to comment?

      Yeah, me neither.

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    12. Why yes. It was just before YOU started showing up JUNE.

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    13. Ohhh man. That ZING. I...I think I'm gonna need a moment, you guys. Did you see how he used my real name? That was emotionally damaging.

      I am emotionally damaged.

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    14. Oh God you are even more of a woman than I thought. Do I need to apologize Juney? I didn't mean to make ya cry. Honest.

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    15. Oh Konaa, you're blogger smarm is simply some of the very best.

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    16. You know what, this guy really is just Luke, except he's lamer. Even Luke didn't stoop to calling me "juney". Then again, sequels are always awful.

      And uh, thank you. Goddamn it I hate it when people I don't know compliment me.

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    17. @Worm: Call me a "conscientious objector" to your "Master's" way of doing things, friend. Trust me when I say I am your enemy, and you will not like it when at last we meet, and that when we do I shall squash you like the wet, flopping, fetid little thing you are.

      -"Mr. Goldstein"

      <3

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    18. Looks like we have ourselves a good old fashoined troll off. It appears however, that there are too many contenders for the judges to award any points. All of you go to your seperate corners and cool off, you may return to collectively insulting each other tomorrow. Prefferabbly on each others blogs so that it's even more pointless and difficult to follow.

      See you around
      -Cage

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    19. @Anonymous: could you be a little more gross? Thanks.

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    20. I am a cut ABOVE that fool Morningstar. He had style, had a fair sense of humor, but I am THE SUPERIOR PROXY. And really, Juney is the cutest little name, I think it so fitting for such a teensy little hero wanna-be like yourself. Go fight Rhodes, lord knows he is more in your league than I am.
      As for "Mr. Goldstein" I can only assume he is talking about his penis, as I am neither fetid, flopping, nor wet. Nor could a Gnat like you even come close to squashing me. I will be looking into you, mark my words. I will find you, and it will not be a pleasant encounter. I like to draw out my opposition's deaths for dramatic purposes you see.

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    21. OOH! OOH! Is this really happening? A troll-off? Hold up, lemme get some ice for all the sick burns that are about to be passed out.
      Truly, more damage can be expected this day from what I am about to witness than out on the battlefield.

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    22. Oh look, my anonymous supporter has a name.
      /And/ I'm getting a show. How fun.

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    23. Glad to see everyones taking my recomendation to heart. Well, as long as we're all trolling...

      You're all stupid, you have stupid faces and stupid heads. I don't think I've ever seen such stupid people before.

      That may be the best trolling I've ever done. I'm so proud of this work I might take a screenshot and get it framed. This will forever go down in history as the ultimate trolling attempt.

      See you around
      -Cage

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    24. I have to go cry in a corner now, Mr. Cage was being a great big meanie-face.

      (Secretly, that corner is home to my shipping grid, and I'm pairing all the trolls. All of them.)

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    25. For the record: I'm Sollux. Hetrochromatic eyes, voices in your head, and an inability to stay dead. It's like were the same person.

      See you around
      -Cage

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    26. Wait. Crap. Then that makes me Nepeta.
      But I don't wanna be a furry.

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    27. Starts off with some lousy trolling and ends with the inescapable crap that is Homestuck. The internet, ladies and gentlemen.

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  3. Was the picture from a window view or- no, this guy loves his up-close and personal pics too much not to have a shot from inside the room.
    I've got to give this guy props, he (or she, to keep an open mind) must be having an awfully good time keeping out of sight for this long while getting this close. If only such power could be used for good, rather than perving on people in their sleep.

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    1. The picture was from inside the room. I'm guessing they hid a camera, Elliott's a ridiculously light sleeper, I can't see a way he wouldn't have been roused by someone coming in.

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    2. Exhaustion can make some people sleep through more than they would. It does not take too much effort for a skilled person to move in close without making much sound. It may be prudent to sleep in shifts.
      S

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    3. Why am I getting that feeling that sleeping in shifts, while an admirable effort, will still not be enough to catch this guy/girl in the act...

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  4. 35 comments, must be something important.

    Nope. It's an argument about doors and locks. Really now?

    As for your situation, Stay sharp. It's now confirmed that your stalker is very capable now.

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  5. Well, I suppose you should be grateful that he's pointing out holes in your security.

    --SΣ

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